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GuyNoOneKnows
  • Town/Country : Some Town, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 102
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GuyNoOneKnows : Me? I'm different
I like music, video games, nature, camping, swimming and working out
Bodybuilder back in action!
LBGT supporter
I'm kinda short and fluffy ;)
I think I'm kinda funny
Life's only as bad as you make
I'm not that bad i promise
That's pretty much me

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Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

#21098667
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34424) - you deserved it (3847)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by :( (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML

#21096559
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32650) - you deserved it (5375)

On 03/25/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by student101 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry... The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML

#21058908
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21073) - you deserved it (46375)

On 02/13/2014 at 7:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML

#20984257
175 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by bella - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML

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On 12/06/2013 at 6:37pm - work - by eat my fucking ass, boss (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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