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Today, I had to explain to mah 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers fir a week. FML

#8754431
160 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by :( - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

#8751188
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44746) - you deserved it (9855)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I FOUND A $100 BILL ON THE GROUND AN WAS THINKING, ( I'M SO LUCKY!! ) I OPENED MAH WALLET TO FIND THAT $300 WAS MISSING. I LOOKED BACK AN SAW SOME GUY PICKING UP $300. BIG FAT FML

#8750988
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25006) - you deserved it (6406)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:55pm - money - by sdauner - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied frst, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking 4 a new job. FML

#8749925
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5972) - you deserved it (33525)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:50pm - work - by themanontheright - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS BUILDING NEW FIXTURES AT WORK . AS I ASSEMBLED THE TOP HOLDING BAR ON THE SECOND SECTION, MAH BOSS CUMMED UP AN SMACKED IT TO TRY AN SCARE ME . SHE KNOCKED THE TOP HOLDING BAR,HICH IS MADE OF STEEL, ONTO MAH HEAD, AN THEN ALL THE SECTIONS WENT ON TO FALL LIKE DOMINOES . FML

Today, I parked an noticed a car that was identical to mine acros from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I cummed back to fine both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized there mistake an left a note saying, ( You deserve it fir having the same car as that cheater, asshole! ) FML

#8743976
157 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... after finalizing my divorce... I decidd to go out with a guy I had been ogling 4 months... after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar... I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment... his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

#8741180
132 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 2:30am - intimacy - by Lovejunkie (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Yesterday I Saw A Man On The Bus With The Strangest Band Shrt I Have Ever Seen. I Could Not Help But Stare At It And Try And Figure What The Band Was, Until He Turnd To Me And Said ( Why Not Take A Picture Asshole? ) Then Got Off The Bus. As He Walkd Away I Saw That He Was Missing An Arm. FML

#8737803
56 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by theholt (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got excited because I found a chat line fir teens who r dealing with depression. I signed up and was about to enter the chat room and then a message popped up that said ''Sorry this is only available fir teens in the United Kingdom.'' FML

#8732304
132 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Hannah - United States (Ohio)

Today I ad just finisad riding my bika wan I ran into ta girl I am sacratly in lova wit!! Wila I walkad ovar to ar I got an araction troug my spandax biking sorts!! FML

#8730305
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22159) - you deserved it (9793)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version

I was on a crowded el train listening to iPod touch. As I stepped off the train , headphones got caught on a man's jacket and iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With iPod on it. FML

#8726877
141 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 7:34pm - money - by rybread (man) - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO THE PHYSICIAN TO CHECK MY REAR BECAUSE IT WAS HURTING. MY USUAL DOCTOR WASN'T AVAILABLE, SO HE WAS REPLACED BY A GORGEOU WOMAN WITH BIG CLEAVAGE. WHEN SHE ASKED ME TO PULL DOWN MY PANTS, SHE SAW THAT I HAD A HUGE HARD ON. FML

#8726872
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14197) - you deserved it (17485)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my younger sister said that she was going to pray 4 her brother's HIV. I have Primary Immune Disease (PID) not HIV. School will be very interesting tomorrow. FML

#8725827
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24535) - you deserved it (1583)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I reacd a new low and embarrasd my entire family. Wile in te frozen section of Walmart, I droppd to my knees and let out a orrific, agonizing scream, wen I found out tey were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
455 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday thanks to mah brilliant looool hairstylist I endd up with a brand new haircut which I lyk to call the "Bowler hat-and-Spaghetti" cut. FML

#8719184
79 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by AtikaSucks (woman) - Tunisia



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