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Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 8:21am - love - by Carrie - United States
Today, I was at work using a wood finishing product that we apply by hand. After 2 straight days of using it I finally read the label. It said "This product contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause cancer". Good thing nobody told me. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 5:49am - work - by painter - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 12:37am - misc - by holycrap (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook. I noticed she has an album of pictures for each member of the family, except me. The dog has an album. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 12:08am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JackG - United States (Montana)
Today, while at my tutoring job, a middle school kid couldn't find a word in the online dictionary. I told him he could check a regular paperback dictionary. His response was, "That's what you did in your day. That's not what we do in our day." I'm only 19. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by csc4lyfe09 - United States (Kansas)
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 11:58am - intimacy - by fatcheeks (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhood when you're 8 months pregnant, with a 3 and 4 year old in tow. Especially when she runs the other way at the sight of you coming. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:17am - kids - by Dogs loose - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 3:14am - love - by BirthdayGirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know 3 hours ago before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 1:07am - love - by SingleSara. (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
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