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Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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174 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

#9157665
308 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

#9156670
55 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML

#9155913
118 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 8:48am - intimacy - by Bushfan101 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

#9155456
254 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by KobraKommander - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

#9070657
175 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:56am - love - by allennn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

#9069582
184 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 9:36am - money - by Rick (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

#8943287
158 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 10:32am - health - by supermanxs1 - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated my chest has become and how she wants to help. Except I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML

#8940307
172 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 3:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

#8939744
91 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

#8939744
91 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
177 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

#8938594
108 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

#8938160
71 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:04am - love - by fu2then (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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