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Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 8:48am - intimacy - by Bushfan101 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by KobraKommander - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:56am - love - by allennn - Sent from mobile version
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 9:36am - money - by Rick (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I got up in church to go to the bathroom. I finished and came back to my seat, only to find that all my stuff was gone, including my wallet, iPod touch, and blackberry. I was just robbed in a church. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by me - United States (New York)
Today, I got up in church to go to the bathroom. I finished and came back to my seat, only to find that all my stuff was gone, including my wallet, iPod touch, and blackberry. I was just robbed in a church. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by me - United States (New York)
Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 10:32am - health - by supermanxs1 - United States (Texas)
Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated-looking my chest has become and how she only wants to help. Except that I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 3:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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