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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 November 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 189
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

#1192278 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (61471) - you deserved it (12092)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by BerryRockstar (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

#1048842 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (58803) - you deserved it (8367)

On 04/17/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by RotoRooter (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

#915602 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (13130) - you deserved it (38972)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by effingawwesome (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over randomly, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

#150971 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (8927) - you deserved it (57366)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

#45949 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (32495) - you deserved it (4047)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, was just like almost every day I've had for the past few months. I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (7336) - you deserved it (23315)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)



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