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Gurnir

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  • Number of visits : 193
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20068) - you deserved it (41439)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising my middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished my cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting my death. FML



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