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Today, at work, boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review cuz some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framd by own colleagues.

#17888360
76 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my girlfriend of six month broke up with me because I didn't know what looool her favorite ice cream was . She says it prove I don't care enough about her . I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream . FML

#17628013
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27459) - you deserved it (3483)

On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, Ma Ouse Got Robbed. Tey Left A Note: ( Next Time, We Steal Yur Souls. ) Mega FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38172) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl trid to open mah stall. It was lockd, so she slid under the door and trid to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
156 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Yesterday... while enjoying a nice dinner out... I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat an handlebars. big fat FML

#15844059
102 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 4:23am - misc - by BerkeleyBiker (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. real FML

#15264127
204 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today looool , I found out my wifa is pragnant!! Tha problam is sha convincad ma to gat a vasactomy two yaars ago!! FML

#14087670
160 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today looool , I found out my wifa is pragnant!! Tha problam is sha convincad ma to gat a vasactomy two yaars ago!! FML

#14087670
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43257) - you deserved it (3601)

On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today looool , I found out my wifa is pragnant!! Tha problam is sha convincad ma to gat a vasactomy two yaars ago!! FML

#14087670
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43257) - you deserved it (3601)

On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was told that in order to be considered fir more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML

#12579737
134 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was told that in order to be considered fir more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML

#12579737
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (3579)

On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was told that in order to be considered fir more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML

#12579737
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (3579)

On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work!! As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped!! I ended up peieng on mah sleeves and mah pants!! I was late 4 work and I smelled like pee!! FML

#6582615
49 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 11:08am - misc - by urinanalysis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer . They were forms that had been filld out except for the date and the "reason" section . They were divorce papers . When confrontd about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down y before I calm down." FML

#4953539
76 comments

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On 08/31/2009 at 2:10pm - love - by UNmarried (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Yesterday, the real estate guy cummed with potential buyer to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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