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Today , after paying back the money mah grandma lent me to fix mah car , I steppd outside , only to see mah car leaking antifreeze all over the driveway. I had to ask 4 the money back to fix it again. FML

#20916786
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40400) - you deserved it (3451)

On 10/11/2013 at 6:53pm - money - by broke_broken - United States (Utah)

Today, I Got Two Piacas Of Mail . Ona Was A Fina 4 Not Prasanting Mah Concassion Card To Tickat Inspactors On A Train . Tha Othar Was Mah Concassion Card . FML

#20912116
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (3047)

On 10/08/2013 at 3:09am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, being so desperate 4 money, I accepted a job in wic I get sot at wit paintballs 4 6 ours. FML

#20911674
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41646) - you deserved it (4913)

On 10/07/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by BOHICA123 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, new colleague took me up on idea of a group night out. Perhap they'll actually invite me along next time. FML

#20911387
51 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 6:51pm - work - by Loner_Lou (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today... I have been home sick an depressd fir so looool long that I just found Oreo crumb in mah belly button. mega FML

#20911052
136 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:55pm - health - by Sadness (woman) - United States (Georgia)

today boyfriend cummed over 4 the first time after we made up from a huge fight . He loves cat , but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him . He yelled at me 4 ( making ) her not like him by ( telling her lies ) . FML

#20910894
78 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 12:20pm - animals - by littlekellilee (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my dad askd me to stop calling him "dad" cuz it’s too wierd 4 his girlfriend’s kids to hear, cuz they call him dad. FML

#20901637
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52611) - you deserved it (2514)

On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States



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