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Gunguy

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Gunguy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 992
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Gunguy : I like paintball and guns.

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Visits<b>EB90</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:05pm<b>chuchusheep</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:03pm<b>Falassalond</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:04am<b>hallieee</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:16pm<b>blade9502</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 8:17am<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 4:29pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 7:21pm<b>cutycat136</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 2:53pm<b>CBooBoo</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 4:01pm<b>bearstyle22</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:33pm<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:10pm<b>AnimeAddict95</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:55pm<b>sethr_di</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 7:49pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 9:34pm<b>reiichan</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 10:55pm<b>kent123654</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 12:41pm<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 11:15pm<b>dzhonatan</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 2:05am

Fucked!<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 1:21am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 6:50am

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Gunguy's favorite FMLs

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34061) - you deserved it (6992)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25931) - you deserved it (3104)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34586) - you deserved it (6700)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)



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