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Gunguy

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Gunguy

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 872
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Gunguy : I like paintball and guns.

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Gunguy's favorite FMLs

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30305) - you deserved it (6203)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24938) - you deserved it (3076)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33130) - you deserved it (6061)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)



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