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GumpyGobbler

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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 July 1934 (80 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 285
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About GumpyGobbler : "I like bitches and blunts" - Abe Lincoln

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Today, my husband and I arrived in Barbados on vacation. We visited a club, and they had a selection of drinks with weird names. My husband ordered one called the Raging Bitch, flicked his finger towards me, and said to the barkeeper, "Might as well get something I'm used to." FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43950) - you deserved it (10102)

On 08/04/2013 at 12:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML

#20779010
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40799) - you deserved it (9845)

On 07/13/2013 at 12:37am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML

#20765683
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42511) - you deserved it (7133)

On 07/05/2013 at 6:29pm - misc - by he's a dawk, and a cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

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42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34738) - you deserved it (9621)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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819 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119275) - you deserved it (73928)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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