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About GuitarNukka520 : Sik :)
I'm easy going
Not down to hate on people
I love way too much music to list them all but to name a few:
We Came As Romans
I See Stars
Woe, Is Me
Pierce The Veil
Our Last Night
The Word Alive
Simian Mobile Disco
The Bloody Beetroots
and much much more...
I like the little and simple things in life
Feel free to pm :)
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Thursday 11 September 2014