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GuitarFail123
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh,PA, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
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About GuitarFail123 : Hey wazzup its rico!(>^-^)>

Things I love:
Cookies
Xbox
COD
Guitar
Pie
Movies with guns
Ninjas
Dogs

Things I hate:
COD campers
Bass players(srry but guitars better.)
Lil wayne
You.

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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24033) - you deserved it (6479)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31617) - you deserved it (2216)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33404) - you deserved it (76072)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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