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GuitarFail123
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh,PA, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 June 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 1261
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About GuitarFail123 : Hey wazzup its rico!(>^-^)>

Things I love: My amazing girlfriend!:)
Cookies
Xbox
COD
Guitar
Pie
Movies with guns
Ninjas
Dogs

Things I hate:
COD campers
Bass players(srry but guitars better.)
Lil wayne
You.

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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23346) - you deserved it (6430)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

#17429124
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29529) - you deserved it (2117)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30730) - you deserved it (71487)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (462345) - you deserved it (574308)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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