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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 June 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 979
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GuidoCheese : I'm mostly here for my daily dose of FMLS.
Cool Facts about me: My name is Mar Gyavellii, Spaniard and Italian with some New York(lol). I worked as a Blackjack Dealer. Majoring in English and Science.. Taurus/Gemini Cusp. Currently Studying to be an anesthesiologist and Entrepreneur. Great cook since I'm Italian and Spaniard :)
I'm where I'm at because my wonderful mom who raised me by herself worked hard for me; I work hard to take care of my mom and younger siblings.

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Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59456) - you deserved it (5865)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46778) - you deserved it (13861)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

#15550732
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31354) - you deserved it (12095)

On 03/29/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33327) - you deserved it (4803)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48295) - you deserved it (7847)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

#15308745
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44523) - you deserved it (13537)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11353) - you deserved it (36729)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

#15161095
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47863) - you deserved it (13769)

On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

#15127985
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6400) - you deserved it (56387)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by bitchyskier - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML

#14836344
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30254) - you deserved it (7360)

On 02/04/2011 at 2:59am - intimacy - by missbrit (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33741) - you deserved it (3076)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40189) - you deserved it (9879)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML

#12685763
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23846) - you deserved it (13088)

On 08/22/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by inseriouspain (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12612) - you deserved it (112969)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

#12095964
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8183) - you deserved it (37006)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)



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