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About GuidoCheese : I'm mostly here for my daily dose of FMLS.
Cool Facts about me: My name is Mar Gyavellii, Spaniard and Italian with some New York(lol). I worked as a Blackjack Dealer. Majoring in English and Science.. Taurus/Gemini Cusp. Currently Studying to be an anesthesiologist and Entrepreneur. Great cook since I'm Italian and Spaniard :)
I'm where I'm at because my wonderful mom who raised me by herself worked hard for me; I work hard to take care of my mom and younger siblings.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Monday 5 October 2015