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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 June 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1077
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GuidoCheese : I'm mostly here for my daily dose of FMLS.
Cool Facts about me: My name is Mar Gyavellii, Spaniard and Italian with some New York(lol). I worked as a Blackjack Dealer. Majoring in English and Science.. Taurus/Gemini Cusp. Currently Studying to be an anesthesiologist and Entrepreneur. Great cook since I'm Italian and Spaniard :)
I'm where I'm at because my wonderful mom who raised me by herself worked hard for me; I work hard to take care of my mom and younger siblings.

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GuidoCheese's favorite FMLs

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96999) - you deserved it (10730)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10542) - you deserved it (117259)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

#16495662
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30180) - you deserved it (21247)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10841) - you deserved it (110337)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16436) - you deserved it (63740)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (4875)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41871) - you deserved it (6906)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41871) - you deserved it (6906)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23535) - you deserved it (12202)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

#15985252
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28228) - you deserved it (4721)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36924) - you deserved it (4831)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44763) - you deserved it (5615)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35607) - you deserved it (3430)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

#15740494
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35177) - you deserved it (4358)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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