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About GuessWhatKids : I like weed and underground hip hop. If my comment was bad or pissed you off, good. The hivemind tendencies here in FML are so ridiculous that I consider even the most outrageous comments beneficial simply for their deviation from the norm. More people hop on bandwagons here than Reddit, amazingly.

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Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27485) - you deserved it (6085)

On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41017) - you deserved it (6285)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

#17162598
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34378) - you deserved it (8029)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

#17161191
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34787) - you deserved it (3675)

On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38002) - you deserved it (3354)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34562) - you deserved it (7585)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34562) - you deserved it (7585)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42950) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

#17092208
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30593) - you deserved it (2797)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57951) - you deserved it (2937)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40211) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29596) - you deserved it (5015)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38080) - you deserved it (12918)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33422) - you deserved it (4061)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32287) - you deserved it (3129)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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