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About GuessWhatKids : I like weed and underground hip hop. If my comment was bad or pissed you off, good. The hivemind tendencies here in FML are so ridiculous that I consider even the most outrageous comments beneficial simply for their deviation from the norm. More people hop on bandwagons here than Reddit, amazingly.

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Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

#17655744
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32899) - you deserved it (3171)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48194) - you deserved it (18472)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

#17639388
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29341) - you deserved it (2844)

On 09/01/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Starving Ultimatum (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34113) - you deserved it (3763)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

#17630821
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (1703)

On 08/31/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by EwwGross - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39453) - you deserved it (3437)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML

#17555220
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29616) - you deserved it (9843)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Protectress (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23213) - you deserved it (7859)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

#17544670
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8687) - you deserved it (37556)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

#17513277
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27603) - you deserved it (10322)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

#17512926
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28218) - you deserved it (7730)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39016) - you deserved it (2993)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

#17497586
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24712) - you deserved it (11250)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML

#17485415
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32256) - you deserved it (4631)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37075) - you deserved it (3479)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States



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