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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by C0r1nn3 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, as a medical student working in a hospital, I asked a patient if he had any questions for me or his physician. His only question: whether or not my breasts are real. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 12:08am - work - by falafalo (woman) - United States
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
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On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)
Today, I got a speeding ticket while taking my drivers license test. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by dust1535538 (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by mortenp - United States (Maryland)
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 2:47am - work - by f_ck_U (man) - China (Zhejiang)
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