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  • Number of visits : 5140
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GuessWhatKids : I like weed and underground hip hop. If my comment was bad or pissed you off, good. The hivemind tendencies here in FML are so ridiculous that I consider even the most outrageous comments beneficial simply for their deviation from the norm. More people hop on bandwagons here than Reddit, amazingly.

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Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16108) - you deserved it (71534)

On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24864) - you deserved it (10823)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)



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