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GuernseyGirl

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GuernseyGirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 501
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About GuernseyGirl : I'm just an ordinary 16 year old hillbilly haha. I live on a dairy cow farm. Cows are my favorite thing in the world. I love to listen to country music. I also professionally sing opera.

Feel free to message me, I might not answer, because I'm not on much, but go right ahead and give it a shot.

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Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

#5868589
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41923) - you deserved it (4442)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

#5145727
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9005) - you deserved it (53166)

On 09/09/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Victor (man) - United States

Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML

#4540987
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33247) - you deserved it (12379)

On 08/15/2009 at 1:22am - health - by Dammit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the gym to lift weights because my arm muscles are pathetic. In order to use a machine, I needed to pull out a knob to adjust the seat setting. After an embarassing struggle, a worker came over and helped me. Turns out I'm not even strong enough to adjust the seat settings. FML

#3440456
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34781) - you deserved it (6902)

On 07/02/2009 at 11:06pm - misc - by Heethersays (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML

#2043522
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43548) - you deserved it (16298)

On 05/18/2009 at 4:45am - love - by oops (man) - United States (California)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML



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