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GuernseyGirl
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 243
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About GuernseyGirl : I'm just an ordinary 15 year old hillbilly XD but seriously, I am I hillbilly. I live on a dairy cow farm. And i even talk like a hillbilly. Haha. I love cows to like the point of death. I love country music.

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Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 1:22am - health - by Dammit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the gym to lift weights because my arm muscles are pathetic. In order to use a machine, I needed to pull out a knob to adjust the seat setting. After an embarassing struggle, a worker came over and helped me. Turns out I'm not even strong enough to adjust the seat settings. FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 11:06pm - misc - by Heethersays (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 4:45am - love - by oops (man) - United States (California)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML



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