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GuernseyGirl

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GuernseyGirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About GuernseyGirl : I'm just an ordinary 16 year old hillbilly haha. I live on a dairy cow farm. Cows are my favorite thing in the world. I love to listen to country music. I also professionally sing opera.

Feel free to message me, I might not answer, because I'm not on much, but go right ahead and give it a shot.

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Today, I finally finished my summer assignments for three AP classes. My schedule also arrived. Turns out my school can't place me in any of them, and I just wasted the last four weeks of my summer. FML

#20028136
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22600) - you deserved it (1874)

On 08/18/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by spandexwiener (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

#19756229
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16630) - you deserved it (4262)

On 06/08/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! (woman) - Mexico

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (2650)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

#19412745
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18820) - you deserved it (3253)

On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10150) - you deserved it (31490)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

#18553148
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24254) - you deserved it (2900)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17664) - you deserved it (36431)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

#15676274
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43617) - you deserved it (3676)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

#15213017
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32996) - you deserved it (4851)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML

#14109334
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19479) - you deserved it (4020)

On 12/06/2010 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

#9056198
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7724) - you deserved it (31793)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9077) - you deserved it (57998)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35686) - you deserved it (12785)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know whats worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

#6594028
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9952) - you deserved it (29409)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by wobbles (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

#6467365
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20732) - you deserved it (6418)

On 11/26/2009 at 7:26pm - misc - by anniecook (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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