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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1034
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Gubiithefish : Fail Whale^^

Well, I an studying at Vejle Technical Academy - BioTechnology and in the future I'm going to be a doctor or a genetic engineer, or that is at least what I hope I will.
Time will tell^^

But besides that!
I'm a pretty good gamer, above decent ;)
I'm playing CS;S, WoW, Garry's mod, MW 'n such!
(Sponsored btw)

But when I'm not being a "geek" or "gamer" I'm very a decent person, playing guitar, flute or piano :)
And I'm a boxer^^

So if there is anything else, just let me know (:

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Gubiithefish's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

#15401896
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34831) - you deserved it (4338)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML

#15399949
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46098) - you deserved it (3854)

On 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm - misc - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

#15366725
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7069) - you deserved it (64519)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32865) - you deserved it (9717)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31382) - you deserved it (3801)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18204) - you deserved it (82836)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML

#15341200
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29455) - you deserved it (4189)

On 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm - animals - by MacGrouber (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46249) - you deserved it (8134)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

#15321178
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54113) - you deserved it (5164)

On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China

Today, I got a call from the police dept. My ex-boyfriend is applying for a job there, and they called me to ask if he was "a good candidate for a police officer." I had to start my day off by saying great, nice things about the guy who broke my heart and completely disrespected me. FML

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21428) - you deserved it (41753)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML

#15087030
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24753) - you deserved it (2096)

On 02/23/2011 at 2:10am - work - by ellie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML

#15081669
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31897) - you deserved it (4576)

On 02/22/2011 at 7:27pm - love - by Shropintz (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

#15078175
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36779) - you deserved it (5117)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by Dilly_20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

#15076677
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27858) - you deserved it (3677)

On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -



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