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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 657
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Guardian88 : Names Jon

Heres a little about ME

Born on Pie Day(3.14) in case you didn't know
My zodiac is Pisces
My Chinese Zodiac is the Dragon
Music is awesome and I listen to ALL kinds of music and would die without it
Frequent XBOX LIVE player
My gamertag is J RUCH feel free to add me if you want to play sometime
Love to work out
The work I do is fun an awesome because I work in a maximum security prison and its not a line of work for everyone because its a thankless job.

Feel free to message me, I will most likely reply :P

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Guardian88's favorite FMLs

Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41764) - you deserved it (4253)

On 02/01/2014 at 5:42pm - work - by TwistedCherub1 (woman) - United States

Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML


Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML


I agree, your life sucks (57569) - you deserved it (8584)

On 08/22/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by none - United States (Texas)

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