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Guardian88

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Guardian88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 519
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Guardian88 : Names Jon

Heres a little about ME

Born on Pie Day(3.14) in case you didn't know
My zodiac is Pisces
My Chinese Zodiac is the Dragon
Music is awesome and I listen to ALL kinds of music and would die without it
Frequent XBOX LIVE player
My gamertag is J RUCH feel free to add me if you want to play sometime
Love to work out
The work I do is fun an awesome because I work in a maximum security prison and its not a line of work for everyone because its a thankless job.

Feel free to message me, I will most likely reply :P

Guardian88's page activity

Visits<b>ZombieVampirez</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 2:21am<b>jillytc</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 4:25am<b>rainbow_llamas</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:37pm<b>taykr</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 10:58pm<b>ninjakitty254</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 6:49pm<b>ShannonBitt</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 12:06am<b>kendallfireHD</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:00am<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 11:56pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 8:38am<b>joejoe1415</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 1:58am<b>romaique</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 8:34am<b>deedee9867</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 3:53pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 9:37pm<b>Beanu</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 1:14am<b>AFaye3964</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 8:36pm<b>staaacey</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 4:08pm<b>diesel_power</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 11:24pm<b>nathansmith1211</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 8:34pm

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Perfectionist

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Guardian88's favorite FMLs

Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML

#21047394
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39607) - you deserved it (4045)

On 02/01/2014 at 5:42pm - work - by TwistedCherub1 (woman) - United States

Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML

#21040870
166 comments

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

#20848750
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55148) - you deserved it (8309)

On 08/22/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by none - United States (Texas)



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