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About Guardian88 : Names Jon
Heres a little about ME
Born on Pie Day(3.14) in case you didn't know
My zodiac is Pisces
My Chinese Zodiac is the Dragon
Music is awesome and I listen to ALL kinds of music and would die without it
Frequent XBOX LIVE player
My gamertag is J RUCH feel free to add me if you want to play sometime
Love to work out
The work I do is fun an awesome because I work in a maximum security prison and its not a line of work for everyone because its a thankless job.
Feel free to message me, I will most likely reply :P
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML
Friday 22 May 2015