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Guard_Babe

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 336
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Guard_Babe : I'm bad at these

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Visits<b>shwn_pal</b> - one hour ago<b>Ecudaniel</b> - 6 hours ago<b>Soninuva</b> - 12 hours ago<b>Cpk024</b> - yesterday at 3:42pm<b>adam822</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 2:15pm<b>frostedfoster</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 6:39am<b>sam882</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Reececomau</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 11:23pm<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 5:36pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 1:57pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 9:02pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 2:09pm<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 9:31pm<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 6:01pm<b>chace224</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 12:11pm<b>greenbay568</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 2:42am<b>AntiCorruption</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 6:20pm<b>yaboi19</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 11:09am

Liked!<b>Cpk024</b> - yesterday at 9:42pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 3:02am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 9:19pm<b>greenbay568</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:42am<b>kooljac702</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 9:57am<b>jaredgagnon7</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 9:44pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 8:15am<b>marythecat333</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 7:53am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 7:10am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 6:56am<b>JoeC1993</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 5:20am<b>jinal5</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 3:48am<b>gary8082</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 1:32am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 12:26am<b>Hawk42</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:44pm<b>khorstmye</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:32pm<b>papasmurf07</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:24pm<b>theweasel</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:22pm

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