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Guard_Babe

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 567
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Guard_Babe : I'm bad at these

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Visits<b>xKG33x</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:21am<b>zjay</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 9:40pm<b>januswraith6</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:22pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:52am<b>aj9319</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:46am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:20pm<b>TacoTerrorist</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 8:48am<b>imerichello</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 1:40am<b>IronicLights</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 8:36am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 9:49pm<b>RA91</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 9:03am<b>JessMac9000</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 9:38pm<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:37am<b>yaboi19</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 1:04pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 11:50pm<b>Pranav175</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:39pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 3:10pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 5:07pm

Fucked!<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:21am<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:07pm<b>robbyq</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 10:26am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 8:36am<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 10:09pm<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 5:30pm<b>Pranav175</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 10:59am<b>That_cuban_guy</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 8:54am<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 10:32pm<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:21am<b>gearhead369</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:59am<b>RA91</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:33am<b>Scryll</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:33am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 7:44am<b>Shawn2095</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:41pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 12:26am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 1:11pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:27am

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Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (4938)

On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)



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