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Guard_Babe

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 528
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Guard_Babe : I'm bad at these

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Visits<b>IronicLights</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 8:36am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:59pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 9:49pm<b>RA91</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 9:03am<b>JessMac9000</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 9:38pm<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:37am<b>zjay</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 6:11pm<b>yaboi19</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 1:04pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 11:50pm<b>Pranav175</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:39pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 3:10pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 5:07pm<b>gearhead369</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 1:39am<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 8:16pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 9:10pm<b>Qele</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 12:19am<b>Clinky92</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 8:01am<b>robbyq</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 4:26am

Fucked!<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:07pm<b>robbyq</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 10:26am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 8:36am<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 10:09pm<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 5:30pm<b>Pranav175</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 10:59am<b>That_cuban_guy</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 8:54am<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 10:32pm<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:21am<b>gearhead369</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:59am<b>RA91</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:33am<b>Scryll</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:33am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 7:44am<b>Shawn2095</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:41pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 12:26am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 1:11pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:27am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:25am

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Guard_Babe's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23612) - you deserved it (4297)

On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, my extremely hot coworker told me that I smelled good. At a complete loss for words, I replied, "Oh, I'm sure I don't." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27526) - you deserved it (4821)

On 02/19/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by thisiswhyimavirgin (man) - United States (Texas)



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