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Guard_Babe

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 467
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Guard_Babe : I'm bad at these

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Visits<b>gearhead369</b> - 49 minutes ago<b>shemademedoit</b> - 10 hours ago<b>Skyzeri</b> - yesterday at 6:54pm<b>dnbbq</b> - yesterday at 2:33pm<b>dieselboy</b> - yesterday at 1:29pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - yesterday at 11:25am<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 2:21am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:08am<b>RA91</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 1:57pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 1:50pm<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:42pm<b>Ghilliebro</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:23am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 7:58am<b>brainymes</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 3:17am<b>Pranav175</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 3:05am<b>Scryll</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 2:33am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 1:44am<b>Attacksloth</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 9:08pm

Fucked!<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:21am<b>gearhead369</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:59am<b>RA91</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:33am<b>Scryll</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:33am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 7:44am<b>wmt1978</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:07pm<b>Shawn2095</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:41pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 12:26am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 1:11pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:27am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:25am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:11am<b>whereismyb4con</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 5:44pm<b>sohail123</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 4:21pm<b>HelloMatey</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 9:35am<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 4:21am<b>Zacky_Chan</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 4:20am<b>conivore723</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 4:08am

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Guard_Babe's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23381) - you deserved it (4266)

On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, my extremely hot coworker told me that I smelled good. At a complete loss for words, I replied, "Oh, I'm sure I don't." FML

#21359386
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I agree, your life sucks (27479) - you deserved it (4816)

On 02/19/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by thisiswhyimavirgin (man) - United States (Texas)



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