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Guard_Babe

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 648
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Guard_Babe : I'm bad at these

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Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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