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GtheGringo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 871
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GtheGringo : Mm im pretty chill aha talk to me if ude like

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GtheGringo's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25704) - you deserved it (5755)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52765) - you deserved it (21321)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML

#10779310
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (3163)

On 05/26/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Sarahfizzeller - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up at a strangers house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML

#7036487
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5756) - you deserved it (41752)

On 12/30/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by jagerbombs (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

#3921342
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43141) - you deserved it (27913)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

#1452410
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67076) - you deserved it (30173)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70022) - you deserved it (19015)

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