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Grootensliven

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1444
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Grootensliven : I like monsters Lamborghini hockey and mountain biking.

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Grootensliven's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6224) - you deserved it (80572)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

#19829657
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7313) - you deserved it (22720)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

#17233163
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9943) - you deserved it (89237)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38065) - you deserved it (3358)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

#16970335
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37600) - you deserved it (2607)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:11am - animals - by oopsies - United States

Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML

#16666197
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8283) - you deserved it (49148)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by Savannah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

#16304417
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21178) - you deserved it (42437)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

#16017618
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40175) - you deserved it (3957)

On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

#15676274
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43758) - you deserved it (3679)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

#14658044
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18973) - you deserved it (41638)

On 01/21/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

#14272041
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34610) - you deserved it (9058)

On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king sized bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

#12638927
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33426) - you deserved it (5176)

On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

#7932396
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25162) - you deserved it (12901)

On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

#6966351
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (2390)

On 12/27/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Crippled (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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