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Grizmine
  • Town/Country : Berlin, Germany
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1991 (21 years)
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Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Half way through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36779) - you deserved it (2607)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Small_Fry_Hero (man) - United States (California)

Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45964) - you deserved it (2570)

On 06/28/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by fmerunning (woman) - United States (California)



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