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  • Town/Country : Medford, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5306
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrinchFu1 : Hey, the name's Grant and I'm the biggest sucker alive for a beautiful smile. It's ridiculous. I dig tattoos, books, my kilts, and piercings. I'm a big San Diego Chargers fan, love my music... just about every kind imaginable... and am on a metal radio show in Southern Oregon. Livin' the dream \m/

GrinchFu1's page activity

Visits<b>missa8604</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:58pm<b>TaintedTraveler</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 2:18am<b>c_miller777</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 12:30pm<b>koganti</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 4:02am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 9:02pm<b>IceBerge</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 6:42pm<b>atomicxsarah</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:03pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:00pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 2:37pm<b>imahobbitlol</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 11:19pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:31am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:38am<b>Mons</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:56pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:21am<b>kittieallor</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:30am<b>ADDiva</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:59am<b>GAFF</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:04pm<b>SuckMyStrider</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 6:59pm

Fucked!<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 9:00pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:31pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:21am<b>killerparade</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 5:53am<b>thee_most_dope</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 9:48am<b>coyotefox</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 2:39pm<b>kingshelly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 10:45am<b>Mons</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 2:22am<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 1:36am<b>droid1126</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 1:02am<b>meowimmakat</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:38am<b>MothaTeresa</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 4:40am<b>Axelerate</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 8:05am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 3:13am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 4:58am<b>aloneingarden</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Raxal</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 9:34am<b>wondermoose</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 11:28am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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GrinchFu1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML

#20639773
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50799) - you deserved it (4582)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:30pm - work - by annoyedgirl - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64970) - you deserved it (9795)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML

#20617598
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54953) - you deserved it (22299)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - kids - by BIGCHEIFAAA (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

#20616571
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59303) - you deserved it (8441)

On 04/23/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by BestBF - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

#20613954
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54918) - you deserved it (3614)

On 04/22/2013 at 7:37pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

#20611067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47007) - you deserved it (3716)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by wallet? GONE (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a segway. He still got away. FML

#20606053
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42527) - you deserved it (9067)

On 04/19/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

#20601896
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57038) - you deserved it (9050)

On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

#20599573
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47829) - you deserved it (10237)

On 04/17/2013 at 3:01pm - misc - by pantydropper (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML

#20597356
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50570) - you deserved it (9345)

On 04/16/2013 at 7:23pm - misc - by S. Fancyson - United States

Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

#20597317
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36902) - you deserved it (3825)

On 04/16/2013 at 7:13pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, for the fifth time since my parents got divorced, my father has decided he doesn't want to pick me up for his weekend because I'm "too responsible to have fun with." FML

#20596320
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43333) - you deserved it (5917)

On 04/16/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML

#20596072
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74180) - you deserved it (13074)

On 04/16/2013 at 9:27am - intimacy - by notacaveman (man) - Netherlands

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

#20592364
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69628) - you deserved it (4296)

On 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm - love - by lonely (woman) - United States



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