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  • Number of visits : 1588
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrinchFu1 : Hey, my name's Grant. I'm of Scottish descent and love rockin my kilts! I dig tattoos and piercings. I'm a big Chargers fan and am way in to music... just about every kind imaginable... but happen to be more partial to metal \m/ I'm on a metal radio show in Southern Oregon... Killin it! Also, stop looking up my kilt... We don't wear anything under there! Shoot me a fuckin message. I love meeting new people.

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Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML


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On 02/28/2013 at 6:02am - misc - by catdog552 - United States

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML


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On 02/26/2013 at 11:43am - love - by fuckedover - United States

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML


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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML


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On 02/14/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

Today, for the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom stall next to me commented on how loud I pee. This time, she made racehorse noises. I'm now too self-conscious to pee in public again. FML


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On 02/12/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by likearacehorse (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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