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  • Town/Country : Medford, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5277
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrinchFu1 : Hey, the name's Grant and I'm the biggest sucker alive for a beautiful smile. It's ridiculous. I dig tattoos, books, my kilts, and piercings. I'm a big San Diego Chargers fan, love my music... just about every kind imaginable... and am on a metal radio show in Southern Oregon. Livin' the dream \m/

GrinchFu1's page activity

Visits<b>c_miller777</b> - 13 hours ago<b>koganti</b> - 21 hours ago<b>weirdncrazy</b> - yesterday at 9:02pm<b>IceBerge</b> - yesterday at 6:42pm<b>atomicxsarah</b> - yesterday at 3:03pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - yesterday at 3:00pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - yesterday at 2:37pm<b>imahobbitlol</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 11:19pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:31am<b>missa8604</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 9:47pm<b>lightning20</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:03pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:38am<b>Mons</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:56pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:21am<b>kittieallor</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:30am<b>ADDiva</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:59am<b>GAFF</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:04pm<b>SuckMyStrider</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 6:59pm

Fucked!<b>Jesmassimo</b> - yesterday at 9:00pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:31pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:21am<b>killerparade</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 5:53am<b>thee_most_dope</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 9:48am<b>coyotefox</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 2:39pm<b>kingshelly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 10:45am<b>Mons</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 2:22am<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 1:36am<b>droid1126</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 1:02am<b>meowimmakat</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:38am<b>MothaTeresa</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 4:40am<b>Axelerate</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 8:05am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 3:13am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 4:58am<b>aloneingarden</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Raxal</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 9:34am<b>wondermoose</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 11:28am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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GrinchFu1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was checking out of a hotel when I saw some complementary mints. They weren't mints. They were glass beads. FML

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and moving downwards with my tongue, whilst moaning my name she decided to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. FML

#21248283
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53594) - you deserved it (6059)

On 08/30/2014 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML

#21248169
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39336) - you deserved it (9930)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML

#21247834
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40346) - you deserved it (3802)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

#21242846
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45551) - you deserved it (2976)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

#21242605
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52693) - you deserved it (6462)

On 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML

#21204164
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31592) - you deserved it (16381)

On 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML

#21132642
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38164) - you deserved it (43899)

On 05/06/2014 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

#20971142
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45510) - you deserved it (5665)

On 11/26/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by HaedLei (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

#20958067
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41394) - you deserved it (4607)

On 11/14/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

#20955466
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43293) - you deserved it (5057)

On 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by icyrebel25 - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

#20944161
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42378) - you deserved it (4634)

On 11/03/2013 at 5:27pm - kids - by don'tdrinkthat - United States (Illinois)

Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML

#20941234
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45604) - you deserved it (4123)

On 11/01/2013 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Champignon (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML

#20886867
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21706) - you deserved it (32737)

On 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm - work - by Sunny (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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