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  • Town/Country : Medford, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 4818
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrinchFu1 : Hey, the name's Grant and I'm the biggest sucker alive for a beautiful smile. It's ridiculous. I dig tattoos, books, my kilts, and piercings. I'm a big San Diego Chargers fan, love my music... just about every kind imaginable... and am on a metal radio show in Southern Oregon. Livin' the dream \m/ Snapchat!?

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Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39662) - you deserved it (3738)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44909) - you deserved it (2933)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51950) - you deserved it (6392)

On 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31140) - you deserved it (16123)

On 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML


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On 05/06/2014 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML


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On 11/26/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by HaedLei (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40731) - you deserved it (4542)

On 11/14/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42639) - you deserved it (5003)

On 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by icyrebel25 - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41954) - you deserved it (4593)

On 11/03/2013 at 5:27pm - kids - by don'tdrinkthat - United States (Illinois)

Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44892) - you deserved it (4059)

On 11/01/2013 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Champignon (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21357) - you deserved it (32221)

On 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm - work - by Sunny (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47803) - you deserved it (6927)

On 08/27/2013 at 8:23pm - love - by dhskkf (man) - United States

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48649) - you deserved it (3223)

On 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were discussing sports injuries, and I mentioned that I pulled a muscle in my crotch last year. He snorted and called me a clueless idiot because according to him, "girls don't have crotches". He's a med student. I sense malpractice lawsuits in our future. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45709) - you deserved it (3602)

On 08/23/2013 at 2:21pm - misc - by fucking financial ruin (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. I told my boyfriend and my close family, who were all ecstatic. Then he told his mother. Her reaction? "It better come out looking like him." FML

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