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  • Town/Country : Medford, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 4985
  • Number of comments : 223
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrinchFu1 : Hey, the name's Grant and I'm the biggest sucker alive for a beautiful smile. It's ridiculous. I dig tattoos, books, my kilts, and piercings. I'm a big San Diego Chargers fan, love my music... just about every kind imaginable... and am on a metal radio show in Southern Oregon. Livin' the dream \m/ Snapchat!?

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Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16671) - you deserved it (28273)

On 05/04/2015 at 10:08pm - work - by Jobless in Seattle - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML


Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML


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On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML


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On 02/06/2015 at 12:16am - animals - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML


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On 01/28/2015 at 7:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31119) - you deserved it (2514)

On 01/22/2015 at 5:40am - misc - by burningman (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my mother kindly brought me some soup as was recovering from having my tonsils out. Spicy Mexican bean soup. Yep, very spicy. FML


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On 01/16/2015 at 4:59pm - health - by Jensa (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML


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On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML


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On 01/05/2015 at 6:47pm - misc - by ivegotapackage (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said "see ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I called her ugly. FML


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On 12/20/2014 at 10:37pm - love - by sexualpopcorn - United States (California)

Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35203) - you deserved it (3197)

On 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a new fire alarm system is being installed in my building. Not only does the alarm go off incessantly, but the elevators stop running when it happens. I live on the 12th floor. FML

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML


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On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, I was checking out of a hotel when I saw some complementary mints. They weren't mints. They were glass beads. FML

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

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