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  • Town/Country : Medford, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 4467
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrinchFu1 : Hey, the name's Grant and I'm the biggest sucker alive for a beautiful smile. It's ridiculous. I dig tattoos, books, my kilts, and piercings. I'm a big San Diego Chargers fan, love my music... just about every kind imaginable... and am on a metal radio show in Southern Oregon. Livin' the dream \m/

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GrinchFu1's favorite FMLs

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30323) - you deserved it (2438)

On 01/22/2015 at 5:40am - misc - by burningman (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my mother kindly brought me some soup as was recovering from having my tonsils out. Spicy Mexican bean soup. Yep, very spicy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28644) - you deserved it (2375)

On 01/16/2015 at 4:59pm - health - by Jensa (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30667) - you deserved it (6410)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27440) - you deserved it (1888)

On 01/05/2015 at 6:47pm - misc - by ivegotapackage (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said "see ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I called her ugly. FML


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On 12/20/2014 at 10:37pm - love - by sexualpopcorn - United States (California)

Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34228) - you deserved it (3114)

On 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a new fire alarm system is being installed in my building. Not only does the alarm go off incessantly, but the elevators stop running when it happens. I live on the 12th floor. FML

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39342) - you deserved it (3919)

On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, I was checking out of a hotel when I saw some complementary mints. They weren't mints. They were glass beads. FML

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and moving downwards with my tongue, whilst moaning my name she decided to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52214) - you deserved it (5924)

On 08/30/2014 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38593) - you deserved it (9794)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39432) - you deserved it (3709)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44716) - you deserved it (2921)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49337) - you deserved it (6196)

On 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

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