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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1881
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GrimReefer66 : I'm an American living in England. I'm 6'1. I like cigars, video games and weed! Most people know me as American Matt.

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GrimReefer66's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23779) - you deserved it (1705)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23304) - you deserved it (8715)

On 07/18/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by supersmashpika (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (2863)

On 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by Razz - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML


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On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27482) - you deserved it (8547)

On 06/06/2015 at 5:11am - misc - by lehonX9 (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML


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On 06/01/2015 at 2:14pm - misc - by kash (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML


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On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML


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On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML


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On 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by :O - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31387) - you deserved it (2121)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML


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On 03/11/2015 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


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On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML


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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

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