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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Gri400 : just that college guy, kinda smart, kinda funny and kinda nice, you know... that guy

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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML


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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML


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On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML


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On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML


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On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML


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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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