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Gremlinek

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Gremlinek

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 273
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Gremlinek : 12 years "sober" from social media recovering internetoholic, and now FML happens and I'm on downward spiral again (no not making Facebook account quite yet).

For so many people saying this is not a dating site it's surprising of how Recent Visitors on any profile are mostly opposite sex of an account holder.

Kik: Gremlin221

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Visits<b>boring_boredom</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 6:39pm<b>abv96</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 5:11pm<b>brittkelly</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 6:02pm<b>DaFunnyMa</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 6:12am<b>WizardlyUnicorn</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 12:17am<b>KayDee29</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 3:32am<b>nikko0328</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 11:26pm<b>GoodOptions</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 5:27am<b>SoMystic</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 11:22pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 1:52am<b>kaylaaa01</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 12:43am<b>CrystalCrew124</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 8:07pm<b>callmepandah</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 4:59pm<b>marleeehpark</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 10:39pm<b>SuperWhoLockGirl</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 9:24pm<b>dextrementor</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 8:01pm<b>TheKingKen</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 7:40am<b>ebri</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 3:31pm

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Gremlinek's favorite FMLs

Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML

#21187469
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49785) - you deserved it (5423)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by headdesk (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

#21168349
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49322) - you deserved it (4821)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:37pm - misc - by I'm Not Dead Yet - United States (Arizona)

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

#21165912
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42697) - you deserved it (13069)

On 06/07/2014 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - Australia

Today, my wife's cat ran away. After spending a lot of money making "Lost Cat" flyers and driving around for hours passing them out and searching for her cat, he walked downstairs. FML

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

#21151371
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39241) - you deserved it (4884)

On 05/25/2014 at 4:54pm - work - by kalamar5 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47441) - you deserved it (7218)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my friend started his first day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent and saying "merde" whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, and I'm still as single as ever. FML

#21150394
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42469) - you deserved it (5462)

On 05/24/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by thankssiren (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML

#21149895
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41821) - you deserved it (4991)

On 05/24/2014 at 2:23am - misc - by lifesabitch2016 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML

#21146764
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44826) - you deserved it (6289)

On 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm - kids - by HouseWife - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

#21145215
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48103) - you deserved it (4822)

On 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say "nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. Took me three months to figure that out. FML

#21145130
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34000) - you deserved it (53181)

On 05/19/2014 at 1:15pm - love - by clueless - United States (California)

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

#20201870
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (3818)

On 12/12/2012 at 12:51pm - love - by dino0123 - United States (Virginia)

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33404) - you deserved it (3167)

On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)



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