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Greenteamextreme

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Greenteamextreme

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 January 1991 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1462
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32343) - you deserved it (4106)

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