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by Anonymous / 04/28/2014 at 10:39pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2014 at 5:07pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by husbands addiction / 03/26/2014 at 2:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
by bastard / 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm / United States / Kids
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