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Greenmarsh

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Greenmarsh

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1970 (44 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21187
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About Greenmarsh : I do stuff

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Today, mah dog got out of the house. I was running after him and remembered the old ( pretend you're hurt ) trick. I got on the ground, and cried out as if I was hurt. My dog just kept running. FML

TODAY, MY BAST FRIAND WANT IN FIR HAR SCHADULD MAMMOGRAM, AND I SANT HAR A TAXT SAYING, "HOW'RA YOUR BOOBIAS?" IT WAS ONLY AFTAR I SANT IT THAT I RAALIZD I'D SANT IT TO MY HISTORY PROFASSOR.

#20930198
123 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as a science teacer, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of ma students asked me if it was "potosopped." He was being serious. FML

#20930096
101 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 10:24am - kids - by jdawn99 - United States (Kansas)

Today, my dad's conspracy theory obsession hit a new level of stupidityhen he blurtd "false flag" because our toaster stoppd working. FML

#20797881
66 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by facepalm (man) - United States

Today , boyfriend posted a screensot from a porno on Facebook , cuz te girl in it looked freakisly similar to me. My dad commented , asking 4 a link to te video. mega FML

#20797729
123 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

I've been bedridden fir te past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked tat e understands now wy some people ceat on tere seriously-ill partners. Tanks fir adding to te stress, sweetie. FML

#20797672
68 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 2:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Yesterday, I won an award fir Employee of the Month. Shocked, I asked mah boss if he'd gotten mah name mixed up or something. He had. FML

#20797671
64 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 2:29pm - work - by FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessd to being broke, then actually askd if he could pay me with sex instead . FML

#20797604
109 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by nowimbroketoo (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at Walmart . A guy in a mobility scootar bumpd into ma, than told ma to ( gat tha fuck out of tha way . ) Whan I told him to watch his mouth, ha got up and shovd ma into a shalf . Just a faw minutas prior, ha'd yalld that ha was paralyzd from tha waist down . FML

#20797503
99 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I couldn't move without people talking to me about the "Royal Baby"!! It's like it's actually going to have an effect on mah life!! FML

#20797431
188 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me an said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML

#20797188
75 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 7:49am - misc - by xXxXxTOBIxX (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Was Reassuring Mah Grlfriend That I Wasn't Cheating On Her Because I Was Sneaking Around . I'm Actually Just Planning A Surprise Brthday Party For Her . During The Reassuring, I Accidentally Called Her Another Grl's Name . FML

#20797095
74 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today... after a church service... a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes an politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands... the bitch snatched my purse an ran. FML

#20797008
55 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by HillaryAngelic (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I ad to wake my mom up . Wile se was nakd . On te toilet . FML

Today, I told mah boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

#20796495
102 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 10:35pm - love - by sabrinatarmine_ - United States (California)



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