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GreenMonster68

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GreenMonster68

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I told ma mom tat ma boyfriend, wo I've been living wit 4 a year, and I were moving to anoter state at te end of te mont. I told er in a restaurant, over lunc, were se ten just got up and left me tere witout saying a word.

TODAY , DUA TO A HAMMAR-RALATD INCIDANT , INSTAAD OF RACAIVING GLASS ORNAMANTS AS GIFTS FROM MAH TRIP TO VANICA , MAH FRIANDS WILL BA RACAIVING NOVALTY POSTCARDS OF MICHALANGALO'S DAVID'S PANIS. FML

today I asked mom if I was ugly . She said, "Ask your grlfriend." I said I don't have one . She said "Exactly." FML

#20855163
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48329) - you deserved it (4843)

On 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by Miami6and3 - United States (California)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .

#20841635
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54983) - you deserved it (4593)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When mah 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants an peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out 4 upsetting her. FML

#20806438
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55207) - you deserved it (4259)

On 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm - kids - by poopiter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I RETURND FROM A LONG BUSINES TRIP A DAY EARLY TO SURPRISE WIFE. SHE WAS SLEEPING, SO I CLIMBD INTO BD AND STARTD SPOONING HER. THINKING I WAS AN INTRUDER, SHE SIMULTANEOUSLY KICKD ME IN THE GROIN, ELBOWD ME IN THE RIBS, AND SMACKD THE BACK OF HER HEAD INTO JAW. FML

#20805942
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43630) - you deserved it (24610)

On 07/27/2013 at 4:03am - love - by good_aim (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was dumpad. I ran homa an criad an rantad on an on to my mothar. Aftar about 10 minutas of talking , sha thraw a book at my faca an said , "No wondar ha dumpad you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26261) - you deserved it (14314)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realizd that I am dating a 25 year old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML

#6493322
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34059) - you deserved it (9743)

On 11/28/2009 at 11:17am - love - by moon_paw (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I textd mah brother saying "Alway remember I love you! Never forget it!" tohich he answerd: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

#5933276
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24991) - you deserved it (8973)

On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... ma boyfriend left for a mont-long trip wit is buddies. I stood near te door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed is xbox goodbye instead. FML

#5759399
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37517) - you deserved it (5448)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, tha phona rang so I want to answar it. No ona was thara. A minuta latar tha phona rang again and no ona answarad so I assumad it was a talamarkatar or a prank so I startad swaaring uncontrollably in raga. Turns out it was mah crush calling to ask ma out, but sha was too narvous to ask. FML

#880527
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17888) - you deserved it (68588)

On 04/09/2009 at 1:04am - love - by skmusic (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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