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GreenDaemon21
  • Town/Country : New York
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 March 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 649
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

#8557043
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I agree, your life sucks (26354) - you deserved it (2411)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:13pm - misc - by condiments - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7623) - you deserved it (30371)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by fbcaught (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10178) - you deserved it (20203)

On 02/01/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by wilsmith (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5130) - you deserved it (23899)

On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - work - by ke (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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