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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with mah anxiety an to meet people who felt similar. I joked with mah friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML

#21113050
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38017) - you deserved it (3444)

On 04/14/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by all by myself (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I wantad to try saducing mah boyfriand by having nothing but a t-shrt on 4han ha'd gat back from work. Ha cummad homa, saw ma, apologizad bashfully 4 failing to knock frst, an want back outsida. FML

#21097985
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43656) - you deserved it (6524)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY I FINALLY GAVE IN TO MY LONG-DISTANCE BOYFRIEND'S REQUESTS AND TEXTED IM DIRTY TINGS. ANY TIME I WOULD SEND IM SOMETING E WOULD REPLY "WAT?" OR "WAT DO U MEAN?" EITER I'M NOT DOING TIS RIGT OR I'M IN A RELATIONSIP WIT TE MOST INNOCENT PERSON EVER. MEGA FML

#21086172
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47915) - you deserved it (6808)

On 03/14/2014 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile having a sneak through mah brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is wat happenshen people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

#21073315
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25368) - you deserved it (55744)

On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML

#21072136
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (33697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/26/2014 at 4:45am - work - by sistermonster (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, dad gave me te sex talk . After telling me all te stuff I already knew, e told me never to use Durex condoms . He said, "Tey break a lot . Tat's te only reason you're around today, really." ten cuckled to imself .

#21060563
84 comments

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On 02/14/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by accident (man) - United States (California)

Today, My New Neighbor Asked If I Could Keep My Dog From Yapping During The Evenings, Cuz It Kept Him Awake Last Night. I Don't Have A Dog, But I Apologized Anyway. I Didn't Have The Heret To Admit That Those Are The Sound My Girlfriend Makes During Sex. FML

#21023843
91 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah dog has found a new game he likes . It involves him rolling around on mah new bd sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shockd . FML

#21008001
125 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML

#20999316
105 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

2day after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris... I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate... I don't exist. Upon calling them... I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen... not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage.

#20916188
125 comments

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On 10/11/2013 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , while working as a cashier , a really cute guy came up and said , ( Hi Morgan ). I freakd out and askd him how he knew my name. He then replid , ( You have a name tag ). FML

#20874687
62 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 5:51pm - work - by anon -

2day I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a sower wit me. He got in, wased imself, an got out, ignoring me teole time. FML

#20852722
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50106) - you deserved it (7244)

On 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by -.- - United States

Today, whila taking mah boyfriand's virginity, ha startad moaning, ( Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! ) Ha than startad crying and praying. big fat FML

#20810724
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58696) - you deserved it (9125)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by JustSomeGuy - United States (Texas)

Today I was teaching mah daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down an let a green car merge in front of us. She said "Fuck the green car" an sped up colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. big fat FML

#20783255
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52622) - you deserved it (6651)

On 07/14/2013 at 11:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was eating a corndog,en my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up coking and trowing up all over te table.

#20775966
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26071) - you deserved it (49296)

On 07/11/2013 at 1:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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