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GreenAppleDP
  • Town/Country : East Coast, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 624
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38422) - you deserved it (3081)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

#19621100
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31728) - you deserved it (5446)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

#19444005
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20876) - you deserved it (4744)

On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31515) - you deserved it (2906)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

#19063731
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24551) - you deserved it (1780)

On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

#19034269
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25981) - you deserved it (1859)

On 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by justfriends - United States

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20384) - you deserved it (1914)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

#18894125
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26079) - you deserved it (1997)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm - work - by moe472 (man) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24403) - you deserved it (1816)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24403) - you deserved it (1816)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

#18449583
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32727) - you deserved it (6312)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
161 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
256 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27471) - you deserved it (8101)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46820) - you deserved it (14937)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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