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About GreekGoddessGirl : Well I live in Montana. I'm 15, my name is Aphrodite, I have type 1 diabetes (which you can't get from eating sugary foods), I love to travel. I have a 6 year old brother and another brother who's under a year old. My mom is a housewife (most people call her a trophy wife, but she prefers to be called a housewife) and my dad is a neuro and spinal surgeon. I'm studying to be an oncologist specializing in lung cancer. I have an awesome boyfriend. I'm 5'10 and well um yah. I don't eat meat and I hate, hate, hate sugary foods. I'm a perfectionist, work-a-holic, and super competitive. And that's me in the pic, but my hair is a different shade of blonde, but it's a modeling photo (my mom forced me to the modeling) and they changed my hair color :/
If you want to know more about me/my life message me! :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Friday 19 December 2014