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GreekGoddessGirl
  • Town/Country : What are you a stalker?
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 4681
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About GreekGoddessGirl : Well I live in Montana. I'm 15, my name is Aphrodite, I have type 1 diabetes (which you can't get from eating sugary foods), I love to travel. I have a 6 year old brother and another brother who's under a year old. My mom is a housewife (most people call her a trophy wife, but she prefers to be called a housewife) and my dad is a neuro and spinal surgeon. I'm studying to be an oncologist specializing in lung cancer. I have an awesome boyfriend. I'm 5'10 and well um yah. I don't eat meat and I hate, hate, hate sugary foods. I'm a perfectionist, work-a-holic, and super competitive. And that's me in the pic, but my hair is a different shade of blonde, but it's a modeling photo (my mom forced me to the modeling) and they changed my hair color :/
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by tigerfiend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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