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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5839
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About GreekGoddessGirl : Well I live in Montana. I'm 15, my name is Aphrodite, I have type 1 diabetes (which you can't get from eating sugary foods), I love to travel. I have a 6 year old brother and another brother who's under a year old. My mom is a housewife (most people call her a trophy wife, but she prefers to be called a housewife) and my dad is a neuro and spinal surgeon. I'm studying to be an oncologist specializing in lung cancer. I have an awesome boyfriend. I'm 5'10 and well um yah. I don't eat meat and I hate, hate, hate sugary foods. I'm a perfectionist, work-a-holic, and super competitive. And that's me in the pic, but my hair is a different shade of blonde, but it's a modeling photo (my mom forced me to the modeling) and they changed my hair color :/
If you want to know more about me/my life message me! :)

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Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34231) - you deserved it (3457)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML


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On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML


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On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML


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On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML


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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26550) - you deserved it (14738)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML


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On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML


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On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML


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On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML


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On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

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