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Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML

#20572868
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43060) - you deserved it (5204)

On 04/03/2013 at 5:17am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a tenant in my apartment block told me about a nice shady place behind our building where he often goes to relax. Curious, I went looking for it. It was a quiet and secluded courtyard. At least until a man came out of nowhere waving a hammer in my face, screaming in a foreign language. FML

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43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23100) - you deserved it (2824)

On 02/06/2013 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8010) - you deserved it (31512)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML

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200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50339) - you deserved it (4920)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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