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GravitySandwich
  • Town/Country : Earth, Ireland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was packing, when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had 3 unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45922) - you deserved it (3617)

On 01/26/2014 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27763) - you deserved it (3475)

On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML

#7108098
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21712) - you deserved it (5558)

On 01/02/2010 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42878) - you deserved it (11512)

On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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