Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Grauncho

Offline (the 02/04/2015 at 3:19am) | Search for a member

Grauncho

3Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3675
  • Number of comments : 346
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Grauncho : Do you have kik? Shoot me a message. Kik: grauncho

Grauncho's page activity

Visits<b>BlingBang</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 9:21pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 1:07pm<b>VivaLaColdplay</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 8:42pm<b>mousemannn</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 8:07am<b>BBlah</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 10:54pm<b>lilbutton3</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 12:56am<b>lyricalservant</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 8:31am<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 6:10am<b>vegasked</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 10:38am<b>sadisticrose</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 11:54am<b>IrisBay</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 1:39pm<b>djstiv3</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 5:32am<b>Honema</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 4:04pm<b>LittleRed79</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 3:15pm<b>nemcali</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 7:53pm<b>youraveragehuman</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 5:22am<b>Rozay333</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 10:38am<b>powerkeep</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 10:01am

Liked!<b>nemcali</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 1:53am<b>Rozay333</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 4:38pm<b>whenitdidhappen</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 4:31pm

Grauncho's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

See all of Grauncho's badges

Grauncho's favorite FMLs

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

#30754
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26172) - you deserved it (51222)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11264) - you deserved it (69321)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML

#2565
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29826) - you deserved it (7435)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by God hates me - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19591) - you deserved it (7022)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #12
  • Another month, another bunch of shitposts. Yes, it's time to delve into the postbag and have another look at the weird and wonderful stuff we've been sent by people from all over the world. Hope you…

Tuesday 3 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: