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Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
by florisvanlent / 02/12/2009 at 11:17am / Netherlands (Drenthe) / Intimacy
Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
by JLoistheBomb / 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by God hates me / 01/25/2009 at 7:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
- Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching… Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower.… Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping…
- Today, I had a huge Final exam that was worth 20% of my grade. In my rush to get out of the house,… Today, a bug flew into my eye. Two hours later I picked "sleep" out of my eye. It was all black and… Today, i was asked to keep a bottle of coke in my backpack while we were walking in the park. Half…