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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2717
  • Number of comments : 341
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50877) - you deserved it (25525)

On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11188) - you deserved it (69140)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML


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On 01/25/2009 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by God hates me - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML


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