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About GrantEvans : Hey, thanks for visiting! I guess ill share a little bit about myself ^_^...i am a fencer, and am very compassionate about that sport.. i like to dirtbike, water ski amd wakeboard. thats really all it is haha, if you want to talk hit me up on here or kik me at kik: XGNTheBauss202 (wierd kik name, i made it a while back :P)
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Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Monday 1 September 2014