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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 September 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Gran71 : I'm pretty chill I like to smoke but I'm on probation, I seem to be attracted to crazy girls to have problems, or vice versa. I like to ride my bike around the bay and get my workout on.yep

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41012) - you deserved it (3311)

On 10/25/2013 at 7:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

#20562346
199 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46310) - you deserved it (5048)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
322 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 20 year old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML

#17897207
106 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

#17880683
207 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
167 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
159 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML

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