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About GrammarNazzzzzi : Your wrong, u should of being moar carefull of ur speling cuz now i havr too correct you're but!

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Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10901) - you deserved it (39133)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8321) - you deserved it (50072)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:27am - health - by Fattymuch (woman) - India (Karnataka)

Today, I had to spend the morning and afternoon waiting for my uncle to take a crap after his hernia surgery. It never happened, and in the end I drove home, only to find the highway just as backed up as my uncle's colon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22747) - you deserved it (2953)

On 09/08/2011 at 4:47pm - health - by wilmerjean - United States

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9356) - you deserved it (43840)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28620) - you deserved it (9817)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40071) - you deserved it (10113)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34858) - you deserved it (3612)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36006) - you deserved it (5525)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

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