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GrammarNazzzzzi
  • Town/Country : my computer, the internet
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 741
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GrammarNazzzzzi : Your wrong, u should of being moar carefull of ur speling cuz now i havr too correct you're but!

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Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

#18371495
113 comments

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

#18367915
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23631) - you deserved it (2229)

On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27062) - you deserved it (13336)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML

#18118791
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24900) - you deserved it (3230)

On 10/31/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Hollywoodanonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40354) - you deserved it (8272)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

#17940122
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10333) - you deserved it (34228)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Emily S - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

#17899100
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10528) - you deserved it (45441)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8879) - you deserved it (30446)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

#17880810
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36281) - you deserved it (4730)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Patricia - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

#17823625
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25032) - you deserved it (6262)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32132) - you deserved it (7291)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32132) - you deserved it (7291)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML

#17810951
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25154) - you deserved it (6576)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:16am - intimacy - by kdmoney - United States (California)

Today, I'm being admitted to the hospital for severe exhaustion. Why am I exhausted? For spending 12 hours at the hospital while my sister gave birth. The same hospital I'm being admitted to. FML

#17810811
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17754) - you deserved it (4977)

On 09/23/2011 at 1:47am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

#17801056
82 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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