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by Stu / 06/19/2012 at 5:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Sir Vom-a-lot / 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
by BadGuyLuck / 02/25/2012 at 1:33am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Kramer / 02/16/2012 at 7:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by anonymous / 02/13/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
Today, I finally got my stubborn toddler to take an afternoon nap after an hour and a half of wrestling with her. Ten minutes later, a UPS package arrived at my door. The UPS man decided it would be a good idea to ring my doorbell repeatedly in rapid-fire sequence as he was walking away. FML
by Insomniac / 02/02/2012 at 2:07am / United States / Kids
by OH COME ON / 12/29/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Health
by emmmbo / 12/19/2011 at 10:40am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by sammyxoxo / 12/18/2011 at 3:32am / Canada / Animals
by reallyman__639 / 12/13/2011 at 7:26am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by photomark / 12/13/2011 at 1:32am / United States / Health
Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by robincakes94 / 11/29/2011 at 7:42am / United States / Work
Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML
by MB / 11/28/2011 at 1:30am / United States (Texas) / Health
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The…