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Taday I Was Riding The Train And Saw A Cute Guy Licking His Lips At Me. Flattered, I Gave Him My Number When The Train Stopped. He Looked At Me And Said, "Don't Flatter Yourself. You Have Mustard On Yur Face." FML
During An Early Morning Preflight Check, I Spotted Liquid Pooling Under The Arcraft . I Rubbed My Finger In It An Sniffed . Good News? No Dangerou Fuel Or Hydraulic Fluid Leak . Bad News? My Copilot Was Too Lazy To Walk Back To The Hangar To Take A Leak . FML
Today , while working at looool the bar , I was having a flawles night. Every pour was perfect , every shot expertly measured. I saw manager 4 the first time that night , turned to greet him , and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. real FML
TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND WOKE UP WHEEZING TERRIBLY, ACHING, AN SNEEZING. HE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS. I HAVE 2 AN THEY R MY BABIES. HE GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM, HIM OR THE CATS. I HAVEN'T FIGURD OUT HOW I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THAT I CHOOSE THE CATS.
Today, I made brownies for mah co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015