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  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (19 years)
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About GracieGoesRawrxD : Ladies and Gentlemen, Whores and Sluts. I'm Gracie so step right up, behind this curtain, and this is where all your fantasies will come to life. This is a place where you can escape. Welcome to CANDYLAND!മ⏝മ◕‿◕
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Today While I Was Working At Child Care I Told A Two Year Old Not To Hit. He Threw A Bucket At Me That Bouncd Off My Forehead.

#12910984
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23757) - you deserved it (4436)

On 09/05/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by kaytay2469 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. mega FML

#12027756
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48061) - you deserved it (5835)

On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I learned that there's nothing quite like coming downstars in a t-shrt and panties... only looool to discover your fiancé has a bunch of his friends over. FML

Taday I Was Riding The Train And Saw A Cute Guy Licking His Lips At Me. Flattered, I Gave Him My Number When The Train Stopped. He Looked At Me And Said, "Don't Flatter Yourself. You Have Mustard On Yur Face." FML

#11966338
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30054) - you deserved it (18218)

On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)

During An Early Morning Preflight Check, I Spotted Liquid Pooling Under The Arcraft . I Rubbed My Finger In It An Sniffed . Good News? No Dangerou Fuel Or Hydraulic Fluid Leak . Bad News? My Copilot Was Too Lazy To Walk Back To The Hangar To Take A Leak . FML

#11954418
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33356) - you deserved it (3900)

On 07/18/2010 at 1:02am - work - by Flyboy (man) - United States (California)

Today , while working at looool the bar , I was having a flawles night. Every pour was perfect , every shot expertly measured. I saw manager 4 the first time that night , turned to greet him , and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. real FML

#11945611
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33433) - you deserved it (4915)

On 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm - work - by barman - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was brushing mah teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

#11943305
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14808) - you deserved it (53258)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm - misc - by knighton16 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, the arport security guard told me to lift mah fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22411) - you deserved it (43228)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, MY 23-YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND IS TALKING TO ME CUZ I BOUGHT THE REGULAR KIND OF MACARONI AND CHEESE INSTEAD OF THE CARTOON KIND. FML

#11923673
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34412) - you deserved it (17287)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND WOKE UP WHEEZING TERRIBLY, ACHING, AN SNEEZING. HE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS. I HAVE 2 AN THEY R MY BABIES. HE GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM, HIM OR THE CATS. I HAVEN'T FIGURD OUT HOW I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THAT I CHOOSE THE CATS.

#11892706
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19875) - you deserved it (61585)

On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States

Today.. . I hrd somebody to send me love letters . I'm that lonely . FML

#11890639
123 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 1:19am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I made brownies for mah co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

#11867757
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30404) - you deserved it (5553)

On 07/14/2010 at 2:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was looool served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

#11861261
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10818) - you deserved it (37407)

On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend hackd my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss calld me into his office, and told me he lovd me too... FML

#11858705
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50109) - you deserved it (4178)

On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)

2day I slippd on the wet floor at work and spraind mah wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

#11852475
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31937) - you deserved it (6540)

On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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